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If you don't know how to code, then you can learn even if you think you can't. Thousands of people have learned programming from these fine books:

Learn Python The Hard Way

Learn Ruby The Hard Way

Learn Code The Hard Way

I'm also working on a whole series of programming education books at learncodethehardway.org. These are works in progress, and feedback is welcome.

Learn C The Hard Way

Learn SQL The Hard Way

Learn Regex The Hard Way

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HTML / CSS

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JavaScript

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Latex

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Lisp

Lua

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Mercurial

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Oberon

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OCaml

Oracle Server

Oracle PL/SQL

Parrot / Perl 6

Perl

PHP

PowerShell

Prolog

PostgreSQL

Python

R

Ruby

Ruby on Rails

Scala

Scheme

Smalltalk

Subversion

SQL

Vim

Emacs

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